I know that this is an incredibly irresponsible thing to say, but it's true, and there are few things more important than the truth.
I usually find myself saying that I really like being single. Well, being single means that I don't have to answer to anyone, and that I don't have to worry about anyone's safety, and by and large nobody has to worry about mine. Being single has it's wonderful, wonderful individual moments. I hate having to explain myself to people, especially knowing that a really good portion of them won't get it, even though I'm so god damn good at English (I'm actually fucking fantastic).
The apogee of being single is the experience of driving a motorcycle while drunk.
There's nothing like it. It is absolutely, terrifically fun. My god! it is so much fun. Whooo!
Unfortunately in my sober moments I know how stupid it can be. And of course, I also have the scar or two which should really inform my moments of reflection. Having said that, doing it, it's just an unbelievable, completely liberating feeling. Power, freedom, exhilaration, the wind, the scenes, the growl, the momentum. Forcibly hurling obscenities at things and people. It's everything it should be, unsafe, dangerous, criminal, and super. I would never recommend it except that someone who's actually single might figure, you know, I'll give it a go. Nobody should ever do it, but you know, my gosh, once you're in it, it's amazing. Of course not everyone drives or rides quite as well as me, so they should never, never do it.
I'm twenty nine, for god's sakes. I know that what I'm saying is really stupid. I'm not even going to lie and say I know what I'm doing. But it's the best feeling in the world.
